[Video] Bat 001

[worthyheir]

[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back.  Happy?

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[Voice]

[reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com]

What do we have here? Another little Robin? Aren't you a bit young there kiddo?

[There's a bit of a laugh to his voice]

Are you trying to say you beat up the Joker, with a crowbar?

[Voice]

[worthyheir]

...Todd.

What are you talking about? I'm the only Robin. I know Flamingo shot you in the face, but I didn't think he hit anything that would affect your intelligence. Rather, I should say your memory, as someone who wears that garish red hood costume doesn't have any intelligence.

And yes I beat up the Joker with a crowbar. Or rather, I was trying to when Batman's friends brought me here.

...How did you get out of Blackgate, anyway?

[Voice]

[reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com]

Kid. How the hell do you know my name? I don't know any snot nosed brats. Well other than Drake, but he's not this young.

Flamingo? Kid I don't know how you know about him, but if he had shot me, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Props for that kid. Always fun beating the shit out of that clown with a metal bar. Crowbars are even funnier.

Batman's friends? I think you're confused kid. Batman doesn't have friends. Especially no friends who'd help him kidnap a little kid.

I've never been in Blackgate.

[Voice]

[worthyheir]

Todd, this isn't funny. We beat you, get over it. Pretending it never happened is juvenile.

We never found Sasha, by the way.

[Voice]

[reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com]

I'm not joking around kid. I have no idea who you are, or why for that matter you've decided to play dress up.

Who the hell is Sasha?

[Voice]

[worthyheir]

I am not playing dress-up! Jason, you really need to get over the fact that we beat you. Di--Batman was right, you are delusional.

Scarlet? The little dollotron you turned into your sidekick? And here I thought you were worried about her. Hmph, lesson learned.

[voice]

[canttouchmyttk.livejournal.com]

Well if it isn't the little Bat. I think this island is trying to collect you all.

[voice]

[worthyheir]

Do I know you?

[voice]

[canttouchmyttk.livejournal.com]

Not exactly, I'm sure you know of me though.

You probably know me better as Superboy.

[voice]

[worthyheir]

Drake's friend. What do you want? You better be here to bring me back.

[voice]

[canttouchmyttk.livejournal.com]

Can't a guy say hi? And Tim's not that bad, I don't see what you have against him.

I'd love to send you back, if I knew how. Someone supposedly messed up time and we have to fix it before we go back.

[ENCRYPTED--voice]

[worthyheir]

Drake believes that I am going to become a super villain and keeps me under constant surveillance. Why should I like him?

What are you talking about? This isn't some misguided attempt by Dick to get me to apologize for giving the Joker the beating he deserves?

[Voice | Encrypted]

[thirdsquire.livejournal.com]

Batman isn't here. Or at least not from a time, when he would recognize either of us. He has noting to do with this either, neither do Zatanna and Raven.

[There is a very disapproving silence here.] Damian, where are you? And tell me that you didn't use that crowbar on the Joker.

[Voice | Encrypted]

[worthyheir]

...Drake. What are you doing here?

[You can take your disapproving silence and shove it, Drake.] I will not tell you where I am. And yes, I did. The rest of you don't seem to know what to do with him, but I did. He was a threat that had to be eliminated.

[Voice | Encrypted]

[thirdsquire.livejournal.com]

Oh, the usual. Sitting around, chatting with friends, drinking tea. [/sarcasm]

[Like hell he will. Also, he is rolling his eyes and so will hack this post later to find you that way. :/] Have you lost it completely now? I suppose you actually looked at the files and know the history behind the Joker, Robin and crowbar. Congratulation, by attacking him you are allowing him to play you. Be glad that you landed here before finding out the consequences.

By the way, which exact part of the sentence 'We don't kill.' is not understandable?

[Voice | Encrypted]

[worthyheir]

I do not approve of your tone. I demand to know what is going on!

[If you want him to beat the crap out of you again, go ahead and try to find him without his consent.] Why do you think I chose the crowbar? It was symbolic. And what do you mean "allow him to play me"? I had the situation perfectly under control!

I wasn't going to kill him. I was going to turn him into a vegetable. That's not death.

[Voice | Encrypted]

[thirdsquire.livejournal.com]

Disapprove and demand all you want. I'm not going to stop you.

[Pft, as if he could.] That what you think, isn't it? But knowing the Joker, you have only have as much control as he allows you to have. When did he turn up again anyway?

So you say now. But it's a fine line to walk on.

[Voice | Encrypted]

[worthyheir]

Drake, enough games. Where are we?

[Did you forget the first time they met? And that second time they fought was only a draw because Dick showed up.]He was pretending to be Oberon Sexton.

I was raised by assassins, I can control how hard I hit.

[Video] So he kind of read the stuff that wasn't encrypted...

[one-boywonder.livejournal.com]

Hi.

[Video]

[worthyheir]

[Damian's eyes narrow beneath his mask.] Who are you?

[Video]

[one-boywonder.livejournal.com]

[Dick's expression isn't really readable.]

Robin.

[Video]

[worthyheir]

[Well now Damian's just pissed.]

I'm Robin. If you want the job you'll have to go through me.

[Video]

[one-boywonder.livejournal.com]

[A long pause.]

Who told you you were Robin?

[Video]

[worthyheir]

Batman. Who else would tell me I'm Robin?

[Video]

[reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com]

[Jason looks less than pleased.]

For your sanity's sake, stop talking to this boy now.