24 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm
[Video] Bat 001  
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back.  Happy?
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
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[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 04:55 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
I know that. I was being... you know what never mind.

No. The Joker killed me.. how did you become Robin and didn't know that? It's like the horror story that follows the Robin mantle around.

I didn't steal anyone's body. I remember being in Heaven... then waking up in my coffin. I dug myself out of my own grave. Then your mother tossed me in a Lazarus pit. How I got from point A to point B however is a mystery.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 02:00 pm (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
I knew that...! That's why I was using the crowbar on the Joker... [He keeps forgetting that the Robin named Jason Todd is also the psycho named Jason Todd since the other two Robin's he's around are freaking boy scouts.]

Yes, I heard grandfather wasn't happy about that.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 11:59 pm (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
[Snickers. Because that's still amusing.] And I'm going to love hearing that, every single time.

Ah, no. Your grandfather basically hates me.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] You really don't frighten me[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 12:12 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
I only wish I had been able to finish the job before I wound up here.

I don't think he likes anyone other than himself.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 12:49 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
Same here. It would have put my mind at ease anyways.

Probably not. But there might be hope. I mean your mom is still alive.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] I mastered the grappling gun[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
I promised Dick I wouldn't kill anyone. I never said anything about leaving anyone in a vegetative state. He's harmless once you remove that brain of his.

Mother is of no concern to me anymore.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 02:23 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
People can survive with no legs. Remember that.

So you just cut and ran?
Damian Wayne: Badass[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 02:33 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
The Joker doesn't think with his legs, Todd.

She disowned me.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 02:42 am (UTC)
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No. But he moves with his legs. Not a very good psycho when he can't move.

She had to have a reason for it. You know that right?
Damian Wayne: This is my serious face[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 02:52 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Yes, he might not move, but the Joker has everyone's ear. If he can talk, he can cause chaos. If you cut out his tongue, he'll find another way to communicate. You have to take out his brain. Fool.

Yes, she's growing herself a new perfect son for her own comfort. She's no longer cares for me, nor I her. [He cares, he really cares, but he's not telling that to Jason.]
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 03:06 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
Can't we do both?

[Yup that's not creepy at all] Peachy. Sounds like she's the mother of the damn Frankenstein monster.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] You really don't frighten me[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 03:15 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
If you want to take out his legs if they ever let you out of prison in my time, feel free. In the meantime, I will turn him into a vegetable.

I don't care about her, or anything she does anymore. I am an enemy to the house of Al Ghul.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
Make sure you do it where there are cameras. Or take pictures. I'm sure it'll be epic. Oh and don't forget to be wearing the Robin costume, and make sure he knows you're Robin. [Why no, Jason isn't getting any sick pleasure out of picturing this.]

You keep saying that. I'm starting to not believe you. Wonder why that is... oh yeah, because you're ten.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Hell yeah I'm Robin[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 03:26 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
I'm not living out your sick fantasies for you.

What does my age have anything to do with this?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 11:53 pm (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
So you're just going to leave the Joker alone? [Which also plays into his plans, of you know, killing the Joker himself.]

Younger kids, especially around your age, tend to lie a lot. Something about realizing that they can get away with it.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 12:03 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
If I return and I don't have another opportunity to strike, I will be forced to.

I am nothing like children my age.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
Sucks. [he's smirking at you Damian. Really he is.]

Apparently.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Hell yeah I'm Robin[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)
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I had a small window of opportunity, and it was ruined! Stupid island. [You're lucky he can't see it, or Jason would be resembling the Joker when Damian was done with him. Yes, that would be on purpose.]

So do not treat me like one.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:23 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
[He'd consider it a beating worth taking.] Well maybe you'll get lucky and you'll get put back right before you left.

Well, when you stop acting like a snot nosed brat, maybe I will.
Damian Wayne: I'm better than you[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 01:43 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
One can only hope.

Just because I don't run around like a whiny child does not make me a brat.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:47 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
No, but acting like you're better than everyone else, does.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Hell yeah I'm Robin[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 01:49 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
I am better than everyone else.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:55 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
So? You can't act like that all the time. People will hate you for it.
Damian Wayne: This is my serious face[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
And I should take advice from you?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 02:03 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
Well no. But it's there if you want it.
[ENCRYPTED--Voice] - [personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 03:24 am (UTC)