24 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm
[Video] Bat 001  
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back.  Happy?
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
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Damian Wayne: [Robin] This is how we make an entrance[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 03:17 am (UTC)
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So long as you know you aren't good enough.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 03:20 am (UTC)
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As long as you know, you're a little worm... we'll be all good.

Hey ever learn how to make a toaster into a bomb?
Damian Wayne: Yeah I'm that awesome[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)
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I am the son of Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul, I am the inheritor of the earth.

I have not but it's a matter of simple engineering. If I can make the batmobile fly, I can make a toaster blow up.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)
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You have any idea how corny that intro is?

Yeah well hang on... [posts a link to the video of Daken being blown up by a toaster]

Wait... you made the batmobile fly?
Damian Wayne: Yeah I'm that awesome[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 03:29 am (UTC)
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It's the truth, it's not an "intro." An intro is starting everything with "Red Hood and Scarlet say..."

You blew up someone with a toaster? Why?

Of course. It was child's play.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 03:32 am (UTC)
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Dude, I never did that! Stop referring to it!

Because I was bored, and he heals. Also to test to see if the toaster blew up right. The blender is next, if I can find it.

.... making car's fly isn't child's play. Not normal child's play anyways.
Damian Wayne: I'm better than you[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
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You did so! If we were back home I would pull up the videos of yourself you posted everywhere. A simple google search would probably turn it up. These computers have no access to the internet, however.

You claim to not be insane, but that seems to prove otherwise, doesn't it?

It was child's play for me. How my father was having issues with the gyroscopic array is beyond me.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 03:48 am (UTC)
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I swear to whatever you want me to, I have not ever done anything like that. Why the hell would I post videos on the internet? Especially when Dick's girlfriend is like the internet herself? Seems pretty stupid to me.

How is testing the limits of a future ally insanity?

Because he had other things on his mind. Probably saving the world things.
Damian Wayne: What do you mean I can't have my way?[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 03:51 am (UTC)
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Because you're insane. That's the only conclusion I can reach. ...Dick has a girlfriend?

Most people don't enjoy being blown up, regardless of whether or not they can heal.

It's clear from the blueprints he left behind that he had put some thought into it.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 03:53 am (UTC)
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I'm not insane.

I got no idea what she's calling herself in your time. Oracle maybe?

Oh I know that. He stabbed me for it. But it was worth it.

He did a lot of stuff in his free time, the rare times he had free anyways.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] This is how we make an entrance[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 04:21 am (UTC)
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Dick and Oracle? [Thinks about that one for a moment.]

And you say you're not insane.

...Like what?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 12:54 am (UTC)
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[Snorting laughter]

Kid, back in the day Dick and Babs had the major hots for each other.

I'm not insane. I'm pleasantly hyper.

Ever wonder where all those neat gadgets you got came from? Bruce used to tinker with everything when he got a spare minute.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] This is how we make an entrance[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 01:05 am (UTC)
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[More to himself]...I never would have thought... I suppose it makes sense...

Which is another way of saying "insane."

My father made all of them?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 01:15 am (UTC)
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It's the spandex kid. Girl's looks hot in it. Oracle wasn't any exception.

It is not.

Yup.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] I even eat badass[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 01:21 am (UTC)
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Brown looks fat in spandex. Hmph, she looks fat without spandex.

...What else?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 02:00 am (UTC)
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Brown? Steph Brown? Spoiler? Her costume isn't really spandex...

He did design his own batsuit.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] I mastered the grappling gun[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
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She's fa--batgirl now.

All of them?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 02:30 am (UTC)
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[Excuse him while he laughs himself stupid]

Oh that's just perfect! They're just giving the bat titles away now.
Damian Wayne: Badass[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
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Oracle's training her. I don't see her much, which is fine by me.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC)
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How can... you know what I don't think I want to know.
Damian Wayne: I'm better than you[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 03:10 am (UTC)
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I don't know nor care about their training regime.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 03:14 am (UTC)
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You are still a kid.

Wait a few years. I bet you'll be sneaking down to see if Oracle has any of her Birds over.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 03:21 am (UTC)
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Ew! They're all old.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2010 03:50 am (UTC)
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Old?

[Bursts out laughing. Oh Damian you're just a kid!]

Kid most of the Birds are in better shape than most teenagers. Age don't mean anything.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 27th, 2010 04:01 am (UTC)
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Old is old, no matter how attractive they may look on the outside. I've been around far too many Lazarus pits, Todd.
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