24 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm
[Video] Bat 001  
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back.  Happy?
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
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[identity profile] thirdsquire.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 12:33 pm (UTC)
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Of course. Try again. [As if he's going to believe that. Still making notes to reinforce his encryptions. Also hacking and overwriting Damian's in his whole conversation with Kon, because he can and because Kon is an idiot and mentioning his name in public again. :/]

Based on Bruce's blueprints. And that's not what I'm talking about.
Damian Wayne: What do you mean I can't have my way?[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 12:41 pm (UTC)
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You don't believe anything I say so I don't know why I even bother trying.

I could have built it off of my own blueprints, but I wanted to finish what he started. What about the financial "error" I found at Wayne Industries? I did that without outside help.

Then do enlighten me. What are you talking about?
[identity profile] thirdsquire.livejournal.com on August 30th, 2010 01:50 am (UTC)
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Damian, you may be good, but I know you aren't that good. Unless you started to hack on Oracle's level overnight, you couldn't gotten through more than the first layer of my encryptions in that time frame.

You seem to keep expecting expect to gain everything without earning it. Or that you can earn it with your mere presence. But as much as I hate to break it, that's not how the real world works.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] You really don't frighten me[personal profile] worthyheir on August 30th, 2010 01:55 am (UTC)
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Fine. It took me an hour and a half. Happy?

I am trying! I've done everything Dick's asked of me, and you for that matter! It's never good enough.
[identity profile] thirdsquire.livejournal.com on August 30th, 2010 02:34 am (UTC)
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Whatever. [He's pretty sure that it had taken several hours. But it's not like he's the petty one and there were other arguments he could save his breath for.]

Really. Even if you did, do you actually understand why we do things the way we do them? Have you tried that? Because looking at your stunt with the Joker, I don't see that much of a difference to what you did to the Spook.
Damian Wayne: This is my serious face[personal profile] worthyheir on August 30th, 2010 02:59 am (UTC)
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I didn't know you didn't kill when I decapitated the Spook. Mother said-- [And the light bulb goes off. Now he's just annoyed at himself for falling into his mother's trap than anything.]

The Joker's different. He can't be saved, Drake. He's a monster, clear and simple. I wasn't going after Catwoman, Two-Face, or even that new Black Mask running around. This is the Joker we're talking about here. He will break out of Arkham again, and he will kill again. Like I said to Todd, if you cut out his tongue he'll just find out another way to communicate. You have to take out his brain to take out the threat. He'll still be alive. Your precious rules will still be in place. Someone will just have to mop up his drool at the end of the day, and he can never hurt anyone ever again.