24 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm
[Video] Bat 001  
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back.  Happy?
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
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Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 04:40 pm (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
...Thank you.

[Yes, it killed him to say that. Yes, Alfred probably has been working with him on that.]
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 04:57 pm (UTC)
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Hole cow, they taught you manners?

Alfred never got to me, guess you're better house trained.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 05:29 pm (UTC)
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[grumble grumble] It was an experiment I will not try again.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
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Noted.

Until Alfred pops up here and makes you go back to it.
Damian Wayne: What do you mean I can't have my way?[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
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Pennyworth is the help, he is not the boss of me.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 06:00 pm (UTC)
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You keep thinking that.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] I mastered the grappling gun[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 08:10 pm (UTC)
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Why does everyone defend that man? I don't get it.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Because he's the glue that holds the whole thing together. Someday you'll understand that.
Damian Wayne: This is my serious face[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
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He's the butler, they can always be replaced.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
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He isn't just a butler. He's basically Bruce's father. He's the man who taught most of us everything we know about acting a part. He's patched us up so many times, I know I've lost count.

He could never be replaced. Ever.
Damian Wayne: What do you mean I can't have my way?[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
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[Huffs] No one ever informed me of this.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC)
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Well I'm not surprised.
Damian Wayne: What do you mean I can't have my way?[personal profile] worthyheir on August 25th, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
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What's that supposed to mean? I am playing by their rules, trying to fit into their world. Why wouldn't they tell me something like that?!
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 02:20 am (UTC)
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You refer to the man who basically saves our asses, as the help. You obvious don't respect him enough for anyone to tell you something like that.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 02:22 am (UTC)
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You've been to the League, Todd. The help does everything Pennyworth does and then some.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 02:29 am (UTC)
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True. But the "help" the League has doesn't keep it's warriors sane.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] I even eat badass[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 02:32 am (UTC)
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Pennyworth has never kept me "sane."
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 02:34 am (UTC)
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But he has kept Bruce sane.

You're still young. Still a lot to learn and a lot to go through.
Damian Wayne: This is my serious face[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
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Again, how was I supposed to know this?

And stop acting so familiar!
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
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It's not in the Batway to tell anyone anything. You need to use your skills to figure things out. Being a detective is part of the job.

Can't. It's part of my charm.
Damian Wayne: I'm better than you[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 02:43 am (UTC)
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Tch, but it's so boring! Dick had us just standing outside all night once. We didn't do anything.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
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Torture isn't it?

Bruce did that to me one night. Snuck off, beat some creep's face in and stole his cigarettes. Had to do stupid school things with Alfred for two weeks, with no Robin time.
Damian Wayne: Badass[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 02:55 am (UTC)
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As if Pennyworth can--I will not have this conversation with you!
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2010 02:57 am (UTC)
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Looks like you don't want to have a conversation at all.

I guess you got that from your dad. Your mom loved to talk.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] You really don't frighten me[personal profile] worthyheir on August 26th, 2010 03:08 am (UTC)
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You leave my mother out of this!
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