24 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm
[Video] Bat 001  
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back.  Happy?
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
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Damian Wayne: [Robin] You really don't frighten me[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 03:15 am (UTC)
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If you want to take out his legs if they ever let you out of prison in my time, feel free. In the meantime, I will turn him into a vegetable.

I don't care about her, or anything she does anymore. I am an enemy to the house of Al Ghul.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)
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Make sure you do it where there are cameras. Or take pictures. I'm sure it'll be epic. Oh and don't forget to be wearing the Robin costume, and make sure he knows you're Robin. [Why no, Jason isn't getting any sick pleasure out of picturing this.]

You keep saying that. I'm starting to not believe you. Wonder why that is... oh yeah, because you're ten.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Hell yeah I'm Robin[personal profile] worthyheir on August 28th, 2010 03:26 am (UTC)
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I'm not living out your sick fantasies for you.

What does my age have anything to do with this?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2010 11:53 pm (UTC)
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So you're just going to leave the Joker alone? [Which also plays into his plans, of you know, killing the Joker himself.]

Younger kids, especially around your age, tend to lie a lot. Something about realizing that they can get away with it.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Bitchface[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 12:03 am (UTC)
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If I return and I don't have another opportunity to strike, I will be forced to.

I am nothing like children my age.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:16 am (UTC)
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Sucks. [he's smirking at you Damian. Really he is.]

Apparently.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Hell yeah I'm Robin[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)
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I had a small window of opportunity, and it was ruined! Stupid island. [You're lucky he can't see it, or Jason would be resembling the Joker when Damian was done with him. Yes, that would be on purpose.]

So do not treat me like one.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:23 am (UTC)
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[He'd consider it a beating worth taking.] Well maybe you'll get lucky and you'll get put back right before you left.

Well, when you stop acting like a snot nosed brat, maybe I will.
Damian Wayne: I'm better than you[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 01:43 am (UTC)
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One can only hope.

Just because I don't run around like a whiny child does not make me a brat.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:47 am (UTC)
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No, but acting like you're better than everyone else, does.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] Hell yeah I'm Robin[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 01:49 am (UTC)
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I am better than everyone else.
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 01:55 am (UTC)
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So? You can't act like that all the time. People will hate you for it.
Damian Wayne: This is my serious face[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
[ENCRYPTED--Voice]
And I should take advice from you?
[identity profile] reallyiscrazy.livejournal.com on August 29th, 2010 02:03 am (UTC)
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Well no. But it's there if you want it.
Damian Wayne: [Robin] I even eat badass[personal profile] worthyheir on August 29th, 2010 03:24 am (UTC)
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I'll think about it.

[And by that he means he'll forget about it.]