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[Video] Bat 001

[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?

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Modest too.

Got any super powered friends yet?

I don't need friends.

Damn. And here I was hoping that you broke the Robin thing I had. But apparently it's too early for that.

Do me a solid though, if you ever get to Titans Tower? Take it by force.

I already intended to.

Also, this attempt to endear yourself to me? Not working.

Good.

Dude, I am so not playing this game. Look, a Robin should lead the Titans. I figure if Drake from your time is running around in my old costume, the Titans are leaderless. Perfect time to take what should be yours!

Again, you are telling me things I already know and intending to do.

Good kid. Good.

Maybe you'll finally be able to turn the Robin name to what it should be.

[You can just see the sneer.]And what should it be, Todd?

Something tells me, if you've been trained as I think you have, that you already know.

I don't intend to be the best Robin ever. I will be. And then I will take my father's place as Batman. It is my birthright.

And what about the scum of Gotham?

...Dick made me promise not to kill them.

I did decapitate someone called the Spook, though.

Blah. Promises like that never work out in our favor. I promised that too, and I still got shafted. So if it works for you, more power to you.

Decapitation. Nice.

I saw how well your violent crusade went against Gotham. I'm less than impressed.

I don't know what "crusade" you're talking about.

Did you happen to know what I did with Black Mask? Cleaned his act right up.

The one you haven't done yet. The "Red Hood and Scarlet Gotham needs Crime Killers" crusade. You crashed and burned, Todd, and I will not be following your example.

[Sarcastically]Oh yes, you stopped crime cold. My father did better, of course.

Right. That's a corny name.

Dude, I so rocked the rocket launcher. Stole enough guns and money from the bastard to build six batcaves.

Yeah yeah daddy Bat does it best.

Of course it was; you came up with it. What, were you reading "marketing yourself for dummies" books or something? It was pathetic.

Your rocket launcher attack was sloppy at best. You didn't aim for the structural integrity of the building. If you want to ensure your enemy goes down--and warnings are for fools--you damage the structural integrity of the building. Clearly the League taught you nothing.

Are you sure he wasn't high? I mean I've been a drug runner in the past, it wouldn't be that far of a jump.

I wasn't trying to kill him. How'd he learn something from dieing? Plus, the whole point of the Black Mask thing was to get... you know what. You wouldn't understand. You don't have anyone who you want taken out.

I made the suggestion, but Di--Why am I having this conversation with you?

Your right, I don't want anyone "taken out." I doubt you're right about me understanding.

Because no one else but Superdork is talking to you?

No. You're a smart kid, you could probably figure it all out.

The only person I was trying to reach was Grayson. My father would want me to be polite and speak to you, so here I am. Don't flatter yourself.

Hmph.

Yeah, your message isn't going to reach Dick. Because Dick doesn't know who you are.

[Anger level=11] What did you do to him, Todd?

Hey don't get all pissy at me. He doesn't know me either. He still thinks he's Robin.

It's this damn time line bullshit.

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