worthyheir | [Video] Bat 001

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[Video] Bat 001

[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well if he's not on the roof, like the good little bat he is, you could check his apartment. But you'll have to watch out for Flash, he's a bit protective.

BC4.

...Thank you.

[Yes, it killed him to say that. Yes, Alfred probably has been working with him on that.]

Hole cow, they taught you manners?

Alfred never got to me, guess you're better house trained.

[grumble grumble] It was an experiment I will not try again.

Noted.

Until Alfred pops up here and makes you go back to it.

Pennyworth is the help, he is not the boss of me.

You keep thinking that.

Why does everyone defend that man? I don't get it.

Because he's the glue that holds the whole thing together. Someday you'll understand that.

He's the butler, they can always be replaced.

He isn't just a butler. He's basically Bruce's father. He's the man who taught most of us everything we know about acting a part. He's patched us up so many times, I know I've lost count.

He could never be replaced. Ever.

[Huffs] No one ever informed me of this.

Well I'm not surprised.

What's that supposed to mean? I am playing by their rules, trying to fit into their world. Why wouldn't they tell me something like that?!

You refer to the man who basically saves our asses, as the help. You obvious don't respect him enough for anyone to tell you something like that.

You've been to the League, Todd. The help does everything Pennyworth does and then some.

True. But the "help" the League has doesn't keep it's warriors sane.

Pennyworth has never kept me "sane."

But he has kept Bruce sane.

You're still young. Still a lot to learn and a lot to go through.

Again, how was I supposed to know this?

And stop acting so familiar!

It's not in the Batway to tell anyone anything. You need to use your skills to figure things out. Being a detective is part of the job.

Can't. It's part of my charm.

Tch, but it's so boring! Dick had us just standing outside all night once. We didn't do anything.

Torture isn't it?

Bruce did that to me one night. Snuck off, beat some creep's face in and stole his cigarettes. Had to do stupid school things with Alfred for two weeks, with no Robin time.

As if Pennyworth can--I will not have this conversation with you!

Looks like you don't want to have a conversation at all.

I guess you got that from your dad. Your mom loved to talk.

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