worthyheir | [Video] Bat 001

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[Video] Bat 001

[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?

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Well I'm not surprised.

What's that supposed to mean? I am playing by their rules, trying to fit into their world. Why wouldn't they tell me something like that?!

You refer to the man who basically saves our asses, as the help. You obvious don't respect him enough for anyone to tell you something like that.

You've been to the League, Todd. The help does everything Pennyworth does and then some.

True. But the "help" the League has doesn't keep it's warriors sane.

Pennyworth has never kept me "sane."

But he has kept Bruce sane.

You're still young. Still a lot to learn and a lot to go through.

Again, how was I supposed to know this?

And stop acting so familiar!

It's not in the Batway to tell anyone anything. You need to use your skills to figure things out. Being a detective is part of the job.

Can't. It's part of my charm.

Tch, but it's so boring! Dick had us just standing outside all night once. We didn't do anything.

Torture isn't it?

Bruce did that to me one night. Snuck off, beat some creep's face in and stole his cigarettes. Had to do stupid school things with Alfred for two weeks, with no Robin time.

As if Pennyworth can--I will not have this conversation with you!

Looks like you don't want to have a conversation at all.

I guess you got that from your dad. Your mom loved to talk.

You leave my mother out of this!

Hate to break it to you, but Talia's about as close to a real mother as I'll ever remember.

You're not good enough for the house of Al Ghul.

I'm not good enough for any house. That's why my last name is still Todd.

So long as you know you aren't good enough.

As long as you know, you're a little worm... we'll be all good.

Hey ever learn how to make a toaster into a bomb?

I am the son of Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul, I am the inheritor of the earth.

I have not but it's a matter of simple engineering. If I can make the batmobile fly, I can make a toaster blow up.

You have any idea how corny that intro is?

Yeah well hang on... [posts a link to the video of Daken being blown up by a toaster]

Wait... you made the batmobile fly?

It's the truth, it's not an "intro." An intro is starting everything with "Red Hood and Scarlet say..."

You blew up someone with a toaster? Why?

Of course. It was child's play.

Dude, I never did that! Stop referring to it!

Because I was bored, and he heals. Also to test to see if the toaster blew up right. The blender is next, if I can find it.

.... making car's fly isn't child's play. Not normal child's play anyways.

You did so! If we were back home I would pull up the videos of yourself you posted everywhere. A simple google search would probably turn it up. These computers have no access to the internet, however.

You claim to not be insane, but that seems to prove otherwise, doesn't it?

It was child's play for me. How my father was having issues with the gyroscopic array is beyond me.

I swear to whatever you want me to, I have not ever done anything like that. Why the hell would I post videos on the internet? Especially when Dick's girlfriend is like the internet herself? Seems pretty stupid to me.

How is testing the limits of a future ally insanity?

Because he had other things on his mind. Probably saving the world things.

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