Damian Wayne (
worthyheir) wrote2010-08-24 10:02 pm
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[Video] Bat 001
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]
All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.
[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]
I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.
[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]
I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?
All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.
[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]
I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.
[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]
I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?
[Voice | Encrypted]
[Did you forget the first time they met? And that second time they fought was only a draw because Dick showed up.]He was pretending to be Oberon Sexton.
I was raised by assassins, I can control how hard I hit.
[Voice | Encrypted]
[Oh please, the first time he only 'won' because Tim actually tried to treat him like a kid and (even though Tim has yet to fight that one) considering that Damian had been the one on his knees while Tim had yet to break sweat that second fight could hardly be described as a draw.] Oberon Sexton, huh? I saw him highlighted in Dicks files, but nothing about him being the Joker… I guess that means that you are from sometimes slightly after me.
Of course you can. [He'll believe it when he sees it. And perhaps not even then.]
[Voice | Encrypted]
[Dick picked him to be Robin instead of you. Deal with it.] I suppose you don't remember deeming me a potential supervillain?
You never trust me!
[Voice | Encrypted]
[Oh, he has. And he come to peace with being Red Robin from now on. Have fun being baby sitted by everyone, Damian, because that kind of comes with being the 'baby bird'. Also, sigh.] No, I don't. But taking an educated guess, I'd say you hacked my files.
You are not giving me all too much reason to.
[Voice | Encrypted]
[They can try to babysit him, but he won't let that happen.] "Boomerang?" Really? It was obvious.
Because you never listen to me.
Re: [Voice | Encrypted]
[Just tell yourself that. Bats have their ears and eyes everywhere.] So you say. How long did it take you to hack it?
I do. Not that there is much worth listening to.
[Voice | Encrypted]
[Maybe one day he'll realize that. Not today.] ...15 minutes, tops.
I have good ideas. I made the batmobile fly, didn't I?
[Voice | Encrypted]
Based on Bruce's blueprints. And that's not what I'm talking about.
[Voice | Encrypted]
I could have built it off of my own blueprints, but I wanted to finish what he started. What about the financial "error" I found at Wayne Industries? I did that without outside help.
Then do enlighten me. What are you talking about?
[Voice | Encrypted]
You seem to keep expecting expect to gain everything without earning it. Or that you can earn it with your mere presence. But as much as I hate to break it, that's not how the real world works.
[Voice | Encrypted]
I am trying! I've done everything Dick's asked of me, and you for that matter! It's never good enough.
[Voice | Encrypted]
Really. Even if you did, do you actually understand why we do things the way we do them? Have you tried that? Because looking at your stunt with the Joker, I don't see that much of a difference to what you did to the Spook.
[Voice | Encrypted]
The Joker's different. He can't be saved, Drake. He's a monster, clear and simple. I wasn't going after Catwoman, Two-Face, or even that new Black Mask running around. This is the Joker we're talking about here. He will break out of Arkham again, and he will kill again. Like I said to Todd, if you cut out his tongue he'll just find out another way to communicate. You have to take out his brain to take out the threat. He'll still be alive. Your precious rules will still be in place. Someone will just have to mop up his drool at the end of the day, and he can never hurt anyone ever again.