Damian Wayne (
worthyheir) wrote2010-08-24 10:02 pm
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[Video] Bat 001
[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]
All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.
[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]
I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.
[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]
I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?
All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.
[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]
I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.
[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]
I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?
[voice] (Encryption? Kon has no idea how)
No, although I'd pay to see that, actually. Long story short, someone killed time, we were taken outside of it to this weird island, and if we want to go back we have to fix it. So basically, it must be Saturday.
[ENCRYPTED--voice]
Please do not speak down to me, Kent. You do not have to use small words for my benefit.
Tch, you hang around Drake all the time and you cannot encrypt communication lines? Pathetic. I will do it for you.
[ENCRYPTED--voice] (Courtesy of Damian)
I'm...sorry? I didn't think I was.
It never really came up. Tim is pretty disgusted at me too, if it helps.
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As a matter of fact... It doesn't.
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You Bats and your obsession with being creepy and paranoid. Fine, I'll have Tim teach me the encryption.
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The fact that I do not want my business transmitted across this network does not make me paranoid. And you should have learned encryption years ago.
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You're a Bat, it's in the job description for you to be paranoid. Yeah you're right, I should have tried to pencil that between realizing the human half of my genes came from a villain out to turn me against my friends and being dead for over a year.
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If you're looking for pity, you won't get any from me. My mother tried to use my body to kill Grayson. Needless to say I didn't allow that to happen.
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Then you're better than me. Sometimes parents (or genetic donors) suck.
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I suppose so. My mother disowned me for being Robin...
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At least you're doing something worthwhile, and it's what you wanted, right? And the rest of the Bats are your family now.
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I guess. I don't think they trust me either. Drake thinks that Dick only keeps me close because I'll turn into a supervillain, and as much as it pains me to agree with him, he might be right.
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Well, Tim can be an idiot sometimes. Hell, if I can keep from turning evil, you can too. We aren't our genetics. You'll just have to prove Tim wrong, and you know how much he hates that.
And look, I can't say I know Dick as well as you guys, but I've been on missions with him before. He wouldn't keep you around if he thought you were gonna go bad. He's a good guy.
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It's precisely because he's a good guy I can see him taking me on as some sort of charity work.
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I doubt he'd toss out Tim for the purpose of "charity work."
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Hmph.
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That's the closest I'm gonna get to a 'you have a point,' isn't it?
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It's "I do not wish to have this conversation with you any further."
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Sure, Robin, whatever you say.
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On that note, Tim is an idiot sometimes and he can defend himself, I don't know enough about this thing to say anything.
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As much as it kinda sucks, Tim already knows how to take me down. He doesn't need a list for it.
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