worthyheir | [Video] Bat 001

[An annoyed boy of 10 sits in front of his computer. He has messy black hair partially covered by a hood over his head, and is wearing a domino mask that covers his eyes. He has perfect posture, which enables the camera to catch the upper portion of his Robin costume, complete with its signature “R.”]

All right, Batman, this isn’t funny. You and I both know that the Joker is too dangerous to let live, but I knew you would be against my plan, which is why I waited for you to be away. I was trying to protect you from liability. I had no idea that you would go this far to protect him. Where did you send me? Did you enlist Zatanna to bring me here? Or perhaps Raven? Either way, I demand that you end this foolishness and bring me back right now. This is too much, even for you.

[Damian crosses his arms and his eyes narrow.]

I learned my lesson, Batman, and I demand you bring me back.

[He holds out the crowbar covered in blood to the camera.]

I'll even let you have the crowbar back. Happy?

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If I return and I don't have another opportunity to strike, I will be forced to.

I am nothing like children my age.

Sucks. [he's smirking at you Damian. Really he is.]

Apparently.

I had a small window of opportunity, and it was ruined! Stupid island. [You're lucky he can't see it, or Jason would be resembling the Joker when Damian was done with him. Yes, that would be on purpose.]

So do not treat me like one.

[He'd consider it a beating worth taking.] Well maybe you'll get lucky and you'll get put back right before you left.

Well, when you stop acting like a snot nosed brat, maybe I will.

One can only hope.

Just because I don't run around like a whiny child does not make me a brat.

No, but acting like you're better than everyone else, does.

I am better than everyone else.

So? You can't act like that all the time. People will hate you for it.

And I should take advice from you?

Well no. But it's there if you want it.

I'll think about it.

[And by that he means he'll forget about it.]

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